Rocket Science

THE BASKET WAR

I’m really upset. Shopper came to live with us, like maybe over a year ago. Mama found her roaming the aisles of a local grocery store. Mama should have just let her keep looking for the cat food section. Instead, she brought Shopper home.

Shopper is younger than me, but lots bigger. She never bothered anyone, just went her own way. I kind of liked her style, but suddenly, she decided that my basket was going to be her space. This is not acceptable. I don’t want to fight, but my basket is my basket and I’m not about to share. We had a couple of major disagreements.

She smacked me real hard once and I ran and hid for an afternoon. Then I realized that I couldn’t give in, so I stood my ground. We came to an understanding. We were going to have to learn to live together peacefully, or fight to a bloody outcome. I chose peace. So far, go good. I’ll let you know how things work out.

FELOGA

1. Begining Pretzel position - Head over right leg with toes spread. This is a prelude to washing your personal areas. The toe spread really finishes the pose well.

2. Beginning Flirting Before I Lick My Back position. This next pose is tricky. You have to rest your head against a wall or something and brace yourself to start slowly moving your nose to the center of your back.

BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

Mama said that I spent a couple of days bouncing off of the walls, but I wasn’t. I was looking for Davey Jones.

Everyone said that Davey Jones died, but I didn’t understand. I knew that if I could find him then everything would be just fine.

Ferbie explained about dying and The Rainbow Bridge. I didn’t believe a word of that. Davey Jones was just playing a game. I knew that I just had to keep looking. I looked and looked for such a long time, but I couldn’t find him. Being dead means Davey Jones won’t be coming home again. That makes me really sad. He was my big brother and my friend.

My name is Belle and I’m two years old.